Imperatrix Xoco

It's hard to follow a post like this! You completely trashed some of my favorites! Harry Potter and Jane Eyre. Ahah, apologies. If it makes you feel any better, I ...

5. Scarlet Letter by Nathaniel Hawthorne. That was a horrid book. Painful symbolism, too wordy, poorly executed, flat characters. The whole book served only to capitalize on Hawthorne's "message" and ...

Young adult... um... The Abhorsen Trilogy by Garth Nix was pretty awesome. And, I'm not certain if this is a children's book or teen's, but The Book Thief by Markus ...

The "Concrete Skulls" thing made me think of a paranormal murder mystery where there's a murderer going about killing people by turning their heads to concrete. Which actually sounds like ...

Not sure if this really counts, but Eye of Argon was laughably terrible. It was bad enough that I initially mistook it for a parody. Um... The Old Man and ...

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